Welcome to house. I bring you drink. I bring you food. You want, I bring you drugs.
Take and eat! I live in world full with drugs.
I work a power plant? I work technician, wear protective suit. Make the radiations. I clean the radiations. I work with Yuri. Sometime we joke.
I no drive car, car is too big for road in my village. I drive the motorcycle. I wear the helmet to protect my heads. Never can be too safe, so I buy helmet extra good. Very effective.
Yuri come over to house on weekend. We drinking and make merry. Make merry in backyard. Spill beers. Play hide and sausage. Yuri is good friend.
Sometime Yuri leave a underpant my house. I wash and dry and iron to him underpant and save for next time.
I like the sport! Yuri we watch the sport on football. Not American football, yes? Is for girls. We like the real football. Real football you kick the man a head. No wearing special suit! Real mans play the real football.
If you having the bowel unrest, I share with you toilet. Room at end of hall.
Yuri come over tonight, we go bedroom, work on special project. Please no to interrupt, yes? No matter what you are hearing. Thank you, good night.
